The South Side - FOREVER BONER Badge
The "South Side" FOREVER BONER
Everyone needs a Forever Boner !
Quality enamel pin
Approx 1.75" tall x 1" wide
The BOTH BONER Bundle
Everyone loves a BONER 4EVER & the FOREVER BONER!
Buy Both together!
The TOYNBEE IDEA Lapel Pin
Resurrecting dead cells on planet Jupiter?
Sure - why not? Seems about as legit as anything else
nowadays! This is a limited run - order today!
The LIL CHEAPSKATE Combo
Style on a budget? Yup.
This pair of cuties are made with durable acrylic and feature the Boner Building printed in full color and in the classic shapes of the building. Perfect on a denim jacket or your use as a tie tack.
Each is approx. 0.75" x 1.34 and has 1 pin on the back with rubber clutch fastener.
The LIL PATRIOT
Classic Philadelphia style - meets absurdist irony in this classic take on this Bicentennial favorite. Approx 1 inch wide and 1.25 inch tall. Custom soft enamel pin = quality!
Headed out of town soon? It's always a good idea to "warn" people you're from Philly... this lil guy will do the trick!
Key-Party Boner 4Ever - Acrylic Keychain - 1.32" x 2"
Add Boner style to any set of keys. Be Boner-prepared for your next Key Party! Printed in full color on one side and cut to Boner Building shape, the acrylic keychains comes fully assembled (fully functional) with a clear snap closure and stainless steel key ring.
1.32" x 2"
Similar - sorta - to our metal keychains (which are currently sold out, sorry)
The KEY PARTY BONER - METAL VERSION SOLD OUT
Add BONER STYLE to any set of keys.
This METAL Keychain is ~ 1.25" x 1.5 of PURE CLASS
Both Boner Sticker Pack
Fer yer skateboard, yo!
Yer guitar, too!
Quality - die-cut stickers - approx 2" wide x 3" tall
The HOLOGRAPHIC BONERS Two Pack Stickers
Taste the Rainbow!
Custom holographic vinyl Boner Building stickers are a fast and easy way to make friends and look sexy. They feature an eye-catching rainbow effect which changes with light and perspective.
Approx 2" wide x 3" tall
Shipping based on price - calculated at checkout:
Spend $0.01 to $6 shipping = $2.50
Spend $6.01 to $50, shipping = $5
Spend $50 to $100 shipping = $10
Spend $100+ shipping = $15
All send USPS First Class
Most items shipped same day
Custom rates upon request
Product Wholesale rates upon request
It's like a boner, but 4ever. So, I got that goin' for me.
I gave my mom a Boner Badge, she said it was the best she's ever had. Go figure?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Name me one person that doesn't want a boner 4ever. Ya can't !!!
Uptown Bones LP - time to die, the best of... 86-93 & 21 - Rock Music
Uptown Bones - 12" Vinyl NEW LP - time to die, the best of... 86-93 & 21 - Philly Indie
LTD Edition of 250 - Download card of digital LP with Bonus Tracks included
From dorm room to dollar bin - Philadelphia's pre-indie darlings offer a collection of jangle and noise
Featuring peoples from Lilys, Photon Band, Latimer, Ashtabula, Magic Cobra, Heritage Plaza, Mt Vengeance - and more!!
Vinyl Clearance - $35 + $5
Vinyl Clearance - $35 + $5 Media Shipping (USA orders only)
Uptown Bones (best of) - 'LP' + 'CD' + 'Download'
Mt Vengeance - Machines 'LP'
Mt Vengeance - Covered In Dust 'LP'
These will definitely arrive after X-Mas